Top Ten Things I've Learned About Israel

I've been here for more than 6 months now, and I've learned a thing or two about the great country of Israel.

So now I think it's a good time to share with you 10 important things to note:

10) The customer is always wrong. Even when you’re right, you’re wrong. And be prepared to get yelled at for being right.
9) A five-minute task takes a minimum of 3 hours. You feel every minute of it.
8) There is no such thing as a line. Any line that you see is made up entirely of tourists. And in the rare chance that you should be at the very front of that line, be prepared to be elbowed by a 90-year-old woman half your size.
7) Waitresses don’t believe in writing down your orders; They always mess it up too.
6) There aren’t any price tags. So if you think you’re getting a good deal, you’re not.
5) Touching a cat in Israel is like petting a raccoon in America. Don’t.
4) To enter a bar or club you need to be 18. Unless you’re an American guy, then you need to be an abstract age that is greater than what you are.
3) In the game Israelis call “basketball,” palming, traveling and foul-calling have definitions that only benefit the opponent.
2) The horn in your car is more of a status symbol than the car itself; The louder it is, the more respect you get.
1) It’s normal to wear boots and overcoats in 65 degree weather; It’s not normal to work when it rains.

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